Doggy Science

Harness The Power Of Your Forehead

Look around. All these people. Angry, grumpy, full of gripes. Look at all the space right above their eyebrows. It's empty. How sad. So very sad.

This is a solvable problem.

Gripe Hats has assembled humanitarians, psychologists, moms, non-moms, drunks, people that like to get high, and children to distill the essence of their ills and place them where all the world can see.

On that flat piece of beautiful real estate right above your eyebrows.

Now, your gripes don't have to die with you. Your gripes can be known without uttering a word.

Our extensive social testing has shown that your gripes are likely the same as someone sitting next to you. But they are afraid. They are willing to go gently into that good night with their gripes unheard, unknown, turning their heart into a cold, heavy rock that sinks their will to live.

But that's not you.

You are brave. You are undaunted. You will take a stand for all those who refuse to use their brief time on this planet to tell everyone how annoying, pigheaded, short-sighted, self-serving, and dumb they genuinely are. Prepare yourself, world: someone's got a hat.


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