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Gripe Hats

I thought I ordered the one with chicken.

I thought I ordered the one with chicken.

Regular price $24.99 USD
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You might have, but too bad. You ordered another Chicken Lo Mein that doesn't have enough chicken. Again. Which sucks for you. And now you're mad about it. Because you should be. Why can't we just put enough chicken in things? Why is it so hard? I mean, let's be real here, ordering Double Chicken on my Lo Mein shouldn't be necessary, but it is! I'm tired of sitting there in silence until my wife asks "Is everything alright with your meal?" Now, I don't have to fake a smile and say "Oh, it's fine. Maybe I got the vegetarian Lo Mein by mistake?" - I got a hat that tells the truth.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including BBP and/or Lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to

Size guide

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One size 19-22 5 2 ⅝ 7 ¾
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