Disguising the lack of meat in my steak sandwich?

What is this? What are you trying to pull? Trying to screw me over, huh? There are way too many damn fries on my plate! Who's going to eat all these? Not me. What do I look like, Ronald McDonald? Andre The Giant Carbo loading so Hulk Hogan can't lift him over his head? Take this bunch in the back and throw them out. Hold out your hand...